Mom, what is butt dust?

Its time to laugh, this are my favorites kids questions and i am sure Moms can relate this which even have something to add about their kids. I don't know if you receive this in your mail box aswell but i really love to share this to everybody. Enjoy!

Me First. My very first favorite is from my Son:
Anthony Rae (3) I have period and it's very painful; I was explaining it to my 3 years old son that i have period it's a blood coming out from mommy and sometimes it doesn't make mommy happy and it's very very painful and so my Son replied with he's very concerned voice "Why don't you call the Doctor then mommy?"

So now that you heard mine then here's the rest.....

What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
six ."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust..." He would have continued but at that moment my very
obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

So what's your Kids funny questions?

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....

I would like to share this...it's so funny and it's been awhile i shared a funny post here.

Remember Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what...
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both Brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth Grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?' She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it...Why?' he asked. She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there! Let me see' he said. Okay' and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.

He said To the little girl, 'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers Down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!

She said

'Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIBLETS!!!

I hope this makes your day!

The Older, The Wiser Does It Still Excess?

As the old saying "The Older The Wiser" i still have the doubt in my mind. Our kids generation are now becoming smarter and smarter, they have many greater approach compare to the ways we do, the more we get older the more we run out of any idea of what this younger kids are talking about especially technology.

When i was young i always heard my parents keep on reminding me that "I am still on my way to my destination, whereas they are on the way back" basically it's "Been There, Done That" and now i can say that yeah! they are telling the truth, i am glad i believe them and trusted them....I can say i am a true believer of that saying They are old and they know better, i trust my parents and there intention is to protect me and for my own good.
Anyway, i just thought today that the younger generation is far different from our generation. I remember my step daughter and her friends being a smart ass, i know they are exploring and i understand that they seems to think that they are smarter than there teacher or the grown ups, i noticed my nephew he is really smart but he seems to think as well that he is smarter than the older people leave in the same house.

Does the old saying the older the wiser still apply to the younger generation? I wonder if they even heard and understand this saying?

I want to open this discussion to the younger reader (Student etc...) to share what you think about your generation? and also to the rest of the readers who can compare the older generation to the younger generation, share what you have noticed, your thought and have your say. The Older, The Wiser Does It Still Excess?

Change back to blogger comment

Sorry if you can't see any of your comment because i decided to change back to bloggers comment system, i can't find a way to import your comment from the third party comment system to blogger so i think i will just have a fresh start.

I decided to do this to return the favor to my commentators using "do follow", and also to show my top commenter linking back to their sites.  I really love my previous comment system but thier something missing ... i think it really true that there's nothing like home sweet home.

Again, i will make some changes here; geez....i know -- if your my regular visitor, you probably wonder why i keep on changing this site.  I just coudn't find the one that i like yet  -- not like my other site  thebuzznutter which i am finally happy with the result and will now settle down maybe a few additional but not big changes.

Anyways, thank you for reading guys and will you will slowly see some changes in this site... i won't work overnight but only when i get the change though :)