Its time to laugh, this are my favorites kids questions and i am sure Moms can relate this which even have something to add about their kids. I don't know if you receive this in your mail box aswell but i really love to share this to everybody. Enjoy!
Me First. My very first favorite is from my Son:
Anthony Rae (3) I have period and it's very painful; I was explaining it to my 3 years old son that i have period it's a blood coming out from mommy and sometimes it doesn't make mommy happy and it's very very painful and so my Son replied with he's very concerned voice "Why don't you call the Doctor then mommy?"
So now that you heard mine then here's the rest.....
What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust..." He would have continued but at that moment my very
obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
So what's your Kids funny questions?
- accord ad
- Angelina Jolie
- beach vacation
- beauty tips
- black and white
- blog for money
- blog tips
- Brad Pitt
- career women
- dinner time
- family fun
- family time
- general post
- general topic
- get paid
- hang out
- internet games
- internet safety
- internet tools
- invite friends
- linky love
- make money
- make over
- married life
- medical school
- online game
- page rank
- parenting problem
- pinoy community
- porn protection
- skin care
- stumble upon.
- style advice
- Tickle your Bone
- Tips for Womens
- What's Hot
- wind tunnel
- womens health
- womens interest
- Womens Interests
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